Cårn Hoy Ckez

Cårn Hoy Ckez (/cɑːrn/ /hoʤ/ [pink] [tense]) is a subtropical Town located in Sjerfíhùzyíh County, Åx̄gÿhlvoÿhchpheh Kingdom, within the United Kingdom of Undermountain.

The name Cårn Hoy Ckez is derived from the Dwarven language, as Cårn Hoy Ckez was founded by Sé̄kīb Mbó̄b 'Girl Bucket' Goīs Goīy Goīsh Zachwafyul̄, who was culturaly Dwarvern.

Climate

Cårn Hoy Ckez has a yearly average temperature of 15°C (59°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a cool 20°C (68°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a cool 11°C (51°F). Cårn Hoy Ckez receives an average of 283 cm/y (111 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of snow during the pleasantly short winter months. Cårn Hoy Ckez covers an area of nearly 4 km² (1 mi²), and an average elevation of 1290 m (4232 ft) above sea level.

Overview

Cårn Hoy Ckez was founded durring the late 14th century in winter of the year 1277, by Sé̄kīb Mbó̄b 'Girl Bucket' Goīs Goīy Goīsh Zachwafyul̄. The establishment of the new community went well, though many minor issues had to be solved as time went on. This was enough to delay construction and push back the formal opening ceramony, leading to some embarisment for Sé̄kīb Mbó̄b 'Girl Bucket' Goīs Goīy Goīsh Zachwafyul̄.

Cårn Hoy Ckez was built using the conventions of Dwarvern durring the late 14th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Cårn Hoy Ckez is no diffrent. The town's buildings feature masoned stone construction which prominantly features pointed arches, pointed ribbed vault cielings, flying buttress', and window tracery all of which share a simmilar gemoetetic patern halfway between organic and inorganic in design formaing a very distinct aesthetically integrated style. BUildings tend to reach for the havens, and more expencive homes are easily identified by their floor count as well as the addition of decorative features intigrated into the building's design such as statues, gargoyals, and embelished joinery.

Cårn Hoy Ckez is buildings are arranged arround a single spacious paverstone mainstreet with many smaller streets branching off of it which gives the town a over all rectangular shape, albit one warped and twisted by the nature of the curves of the main road. The town emploies a series of defencive earthworks and fences to provide minimal protection against wild beasts and smaller groups of intelegent foes. Cårn Hoy Ckez's somewhat suffishent are in an unremarkable state. To some, this is the ideal sate for defences to be in. In need of absoutly nothing, and ready to serve the town as needed.

Cårn Hoy Ckez has a very calm atmosphere. People can be seen relaxing, scocilizing, and going about all manner of business other than the daily grind. Men, women, children, all can be seen enjoying life in a laid-back way in the many parks which line Cårn Hoy Ckez’s streets. Yet, deep down, you know this atmosphere is a carefully created illusion. You can see the ocasional seam in their tapestry. You’re not sure what has them doing their best to act so carefree, but act carefree they do.

Civic Infrastructure

Cårn Hoy Ckez has an animal control department which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the control, impoundment, and disposition of animals.

Cårn Hoy Ckez has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Cårn Hoy Ckez.

Cårn Hoy Ckez has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.

Cårn Hoy Ckez has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Cårn Hoy Ckez has a Hall of Slayers, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Cårn Hoy Ckez has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Cårn Hoy Ckez's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.

Cårn Hoy Ckez has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands.

Cårn Hoy Ckez has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.

Cultural Notes

One or more crime bosses have a powerful influence within Cårn Hoy Ckez. They may control crime within the community itself, or they may use it simply as a safe haven from which to direct their minions elsewhere. Local law enforcement may know all about them, but lack the strength to confront them and their paid or intimidated henchmen.

Cårn Hoy Ckez's chapel was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is admittedly strange and non-linear style rooted in defiance of symmetrical shapes. It championed the creation of buildings with a unique visual appearance. the structural norms of classic buildings and deforms or moves away from elementary architectural principles. By including non-linear designs processed into its buildings and favoring fragmentation, this style expressed a form of controlled chaos. Its buildings appear out-of-the-ordinary, draw the eye in immediately and sometimes create a feeling of strangeness. These distorted shapes and structure are not reserved to the building’s outer facade, they destabilize interior elements too, favoring minimalism and play on people’s perceptions by injecting a futuristic touch.

Due to the actions of local Kami, spring is skipped in Cårn Hoy Ckez.

The Domovoi near Cårn Hoy Ckez are known to be a mutant strain of the creature.

Cårn Hoy Ckez's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in winter and involves square dance to channel Mysticism energies of tier 3 via oath swearing.

Economy

The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.

Cårn Hoy Ckez Census Data: Year 2000

367 of Cårn Hoy Ckez's population work within a Foundational Occupation.

• 24 work in Agriculture
• 83 work as Craftsmen
• 26 work as Merchants
• 59 work as Service Workers
• 34 work as General Laborers
• 12 work as Skilled Laborers
• 57 work as Civil Servants
• 35 work in Cottage Industries
• 18 work as Artists
• 19 work in Produce Industries

733 of Cårn Hoy Ckez's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 70 (6%) are noncontributers.

Points of Interest

Cårn Hoy Ckez has a substantial mill pond located a short distance from town.

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History

The the a scythe of Enchantment, an a scythe imbued with great amounts of Enchantment energies was created in Cårn Hoy Ckez by in time immemorial, reportedly some time during the early 2nd century.

History